Got purple in my hair today. After weeks of debating, I finally did it. And while I was there the power went out. Chelsy couldn’t blow dry my hair. And worse, you can’t even tell there is purple in it! Hopefully I can get more in it or something…
How To Use Just One Paper Towel
Whatever you think you know about getting your hands dry with a paper towel, there’s a good chance you’ve got it wrong.
Do not despair! If you learn to do it right, you can dry your hands completely with just one paper towel. Yes, you heard me right. Just one paper towel! You won’t even need to wipe your hands on your pants.
(via world-shaker)
Tonight was a good night. Just chilling and talking. Though I feel bad because most of the time it always came back to the same thing. I think that it was ok, though and I hope I am moving in the right direction. This still sucks, a lot..but I’ve fought so much, there’s not much fight left in me.
It’s funny though that I am trying to decide now if in a month I should text you Happy Birthday or not.
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
(via awkwardparade)
| relatives: | any boyfriends? |
| me: | no |
| typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5 |
